What is Distinguished Old Gentleman Sitting On Two Duffel Bags?

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Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

See gentleman, metalocalypse, murderface
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