What is Distlefink?
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The good-luck bird (actually a stylized version of the goldfinch) of the Pennsylvania Germans, frequently painted on barns as a symbol of good luck and happiness. Derived from "Distelfink", Pennsylvania Dutch for "thistlefinch", or goldfinch.
Early German settlers in Pennsylvania thought of the distlefink, or goldfinch, as the bird of happiness and good luck for all.
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A sex toy with twelve functioning
"Many argue that there cannot be a true distlefink, as one could not convince 12 women to use one at the same time"
"The audubon society loves distlefinks"
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