Distopian Edit Meaning

1. It's the same as a hand job, but the guy doesn't cum. I got a dry hand job last night from the bartender behind the counter. ..

1. a woman with super bad hair that looks like its about to crawl off her ghettofied head that bitch got me so pissed off i should just sn..

1. A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating. "God dammit Pete, stop Zende..