What is Distraction!?
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A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
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Random Words:
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fucking cunt, say it infront of ur mum when u aint allowed 2 swear
mum u cucking funt. eat my betty swallocks
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an incredibly hammis..
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a strong whisky
also known as 'jd'
bartender = wot can i get ya
punter = yeh il hav a jackdaniels n coke please bartender
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