Distraction!

What is Distraction!?


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A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.

hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.

Person 1: baking cookies

Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!

Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-

Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!

Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES

Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.

*cookies are on fire*

See cookies, burning, on fire, distraction, distraction!


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