What is Distressed?
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Clothing that is ripped/made dirty during the manufacturing process, which for some reason makes it more desirable and expensive than if it were unripped and clean .
a: Dude, you're an idiot. No one is going to buy your dirty old socks on eBay.
b: They're not dirty, they're distressed.
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