What is Distressed?
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Clothing that is ripped/made dirty during the manufacturing process, which for some reason makes it more desirable and expensive than if it were unripped and clean .
a: Dude, you're an idiot. No one is going to buy your dirty old socks on eBay.
b: They're not dirty, they're distressed.
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A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.
She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it..
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A higher form of a cockblock. A friend who never allows you to have sex. Ever.
John: Alright, I'm gonna get some tonight!!
Dave: ..