What is Distribute?
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A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.
Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."
Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."
cut off mid-sentence by single guy
Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"
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