District Manager

What is District Manager?

A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Martkill the company faster.

99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retailfar worse than it should be.

I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!

Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.

I am cutting your stores hours.

You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.

See warranty, credit, wal-mart, retail, circuit city

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