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1. When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an ele..

1. When a girl gives a guy such a hard blow job, that his pubes tingle. Brad: "The other day Janet gave me a steep wind!" Dr. S..

1. When the hostess has the finest ass in the world, and the meal only cost $18 to look at it all night. Steve: Man, Check out that $18 as..