What is Dit Value?
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To do something, (predominately but not exclusively) under the influence of alcohol for the primary purpose of having a witty or amusing anecdote with which to regale your comtemporays.
I.e girl a to girl b:
"so then everyone else went to bed and I got a little drunk and ordered porn on my dad's credit card. You know its going to show up on his itemised bill and its going to take him less then 5 minutes to realise it isnt a site my bro would subscribe to."
girl b. "... gahhhh, gutted! why did you do that?"
girl a " I was bored ..."
girl b "and you're telling me for...?
Girl a "dit value."
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The sound that fish make at the end of very insulting (to someone of my form) jokes:
Dad: What goes "Miaow! Glug glug glug!"?..
