What is Ditch Doctor?
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An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.
I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car
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2.
a homo who spelunks the anus.
James Darlington
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One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging aro..