What is Ditch Monkey?
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The lowest pecking order of social class. Someone who wouldn't hesitate to snort a line of cocaine off a toilet seat while giving a bum a hand job.
"If that worthless ditch monkey didn't smell like urine and heroin farts, I would offer to buy him a meal."
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a woman who offers anal sex in exchange for crack or money with which to purchase crack. just like it sounds.
I went up to the backdoor..
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When performing sweet loving or giving a girl the LDFDB, on the beach in the sand... take a moment to withdraw rub your member in the sa..