What is Ditch Monkey?
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The lowest pecking order of social class. Someone who wouldn't hesitate to snort a line of cocaine off a toilet seat while giving a bum a hand job.
"If that worthless ditch monkey didn't smell like urine and heroin farts, I would offer to buy him a meal."
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an amount so excessive it could have only have been produced by two orifices
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