Ditch Monkey

What is Ditch Monkey?


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The lowest pecking order of social class. Someone who wouldn't hesitate to snort a line of cocaine off a toilet seat while giving a bum a hand job.

"If that worthless ditch monkey didn't smell like urine and heroin farts, I would offer to buy him a meal."

See bum, crackhead, homeless, dump truck


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