Ditching School

What is Ditching School?


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Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped Mr. Wendell's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.

Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?

Student: No, he got hit by a bus.

See ditching, skipping, fleeing, fun, ditch, ditcher, rectum ranger


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