Ditchy Pants

What is Ditchy Pants?

A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.

UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!

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