What is Ditech?
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Stupid fucking loan commercial that's on every single channel in which a fat man always says 'Lost another loan to Ditech!'.
Fat Man: *looks out his window and sees a Ditech billboard while trying rip people off then turns around to find the people have gone to call Ditech* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *flips through channels and sees Ditech commercials everywhere* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *goes to the eye doctor and sees Ditech when he looks through those big eye things* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *sees his mom on Ditech's website* Even my own mother! Lost another loan to Ditech!
People Watching TV: Why doesn't that stupid fat fuck shoot himself?
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