What is Ditech?
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Stupid fucking loan commercial that's on every single channel in which a fat man always says 'Lost another loan to Ditech!'.
Fat Man: *looks out his window and sees a Ditech billboard while trying rip people off then turns around to find the people have gone to call Ditech* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *flips through channels and sees Ditech commercials everywhere* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *goes to the eye doctor and sees Ditech when he looks through those big eye things* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *sees his mom on Ditech's website* Even my own mother! Lost another loan to Ditech!
People Watching TV: Why doesn't that stupid fat fuck shoot himself?
Random Words:
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What is said when you have forgotten something or someone.
OH zag a hoochy I've forgotten my hat!
See crap, hmm, darnit..
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The act of ejaculating on your partner's back. Then wait for the substance to dry. Carefully, peel off and feed it to your companio..
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A half-hearted or short-lived effort at oral sex.
I thought we were going to have sex, but she only gave me fiddlehead.
See oral sex, ..
