What is Dito?
1.
Used commonly by Puerto Ricans or Dominicans as a word to express ptty..like saying "aww poor you"
Dito, he went home with no 420..
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2.
A man among men. The term dito is used for a man who has a large penis. (9 inches and over)
"Damn Bro your shit is Dito!" or once the word is out that a man has this title he is simply then called "Dito"
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3.
An obscene force (in Shih Tzu form) which upon looking directly at will cause permanent head trauma, and quite possibly death and has powers beyond human comprehension.
I'm here in this crazy asylum because I once looked at Dito.
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4.
Normally the best friend of a guy that may like you or of a guy who wants to know everything that you do. Ditos have eyes on the back of their HEADS so WATCH OUT!! They tell the guy EVERYTHING that you do and then some.
Edgar: OMG Stan did you know that Kaitlyn smoked?
Riley: No way!!!!
Edgar: Yea SO TRUE
Ian: Edgar you are such a DITO!!! Kaitlyn hates smoking!! You liar!
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5.
Jabbing someone in the kidney or lower ribs (ribs 6, 7 and 8) with the fingers of one hand extended to form the shape of a creditcard.
"I gave her the biggest dito when she wasn't looking."
6.
The oldest form of 'dajto' that preceeds even 'dto'. An ap.
dito däckade under bordet på nyårsafton.
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