Dittohead

What is Dittohead?


1.

1. A person addicted to prescription painkillers

2. a fan of the Rush Limbaugh show

2.

Someone who seeks to make sense of American politics, but delegates the task to a right-wing radio pundit, resulting in a chasm between what is believed to be true and objective reality.

- "Joe says that if the icecaps melt, the water level will actually decrease, because ice takes up more space than liquid water."

- "Doesn't he know most of the world's ice is on land, and not floating in the ocean?"

- "What can you do? He's a dittohead."

See liar, oxycontin, groupthink, conformity

3.

While the term may have originated by Limbaugh encouraging people who enjoyed the show to just say "ditto", the word has now evolved to mean a blind follower of Rush's twisted logic.

A true dittohead would follow Rush Limbaugh blindly into the depths of hell if they thought he would allow them to touch one of his Oxycontin stained fingertips.

Bob: Rush Limbaugh is such a visionary. I would give my left testicle to share my Oxycontin prescription with him.

Steve: Why man, Rush Limbaugh is worth $500 million that the government knows of. He can afford to buy a child from South America and pay his way through medical school just so poor little Emanuel Limbaugh will be able to someday write Rush whatever prescription suits him that day.

Bob: Wow Steve, you are an idiot, Rush is just like you and me!!! He knows what's best for the people!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GOD!!!!

Steve: Sorry man. (Walks away)

(Bob remains infuriated for days not realizing that he's a typical "dittohead")

See rush, limbaugh, rush limbaugh, dittohead, ditto, head, ditto head, republican, douschebag, close minded

4.

The homoerotic process of swallowing and later regurgitating Limbaugh's rants on internet boards.

JK: "Barack the Magic Negro is blah blah blah insert neocon rant here ____________"

Informedvoter: "Wow, JK. You give great dittohead. Do yourself a favor. If you ever come up for air, try to wipe the sticky Limbaugh Love off your DSL's."

See limbaugh, oxycontin, neo-con, o'reilly, liar, rush, republican

5.

A cool song by Slayer, off their 1994 album Divine Intervention.

This fucking country's lost its grip

Subconscious hold begins to slip

The scales of justice tend to tip

The legal system has no spine

It's corroding from inside

Slap your hand you'll do no time

Reality on vacation

All across a blinded nation

Mentality under sedation

Anyone can be set free

On a technicality

Explain the law again to me

Here in 1994

Things are different than before

Violence is what we adore

Invitation to the game

Guns and blades and media fame

Every day more of the same

Murder, mayhem, anarchy

Now are all done legally

Mastermind your killing spree

Unafraid of punishment

With a passive government

There's nothing for you to regret

Nothing to regret

Unimposing policy

No enforcing ministry

Gaping with judicial flaws

Watching a fading nation crawl

Clashing with the public's frame

I'm the one that's place in fame

Legislature sets the stage

Social slaves caught in my rage

Administrative anarchy

There's nothing you can do to me

The world around you drifting to a

Continental tomb you see

Violence is my passion

I will never be contained

Living with aggression

And its everlasting reign

6.

A listener to the Rush Limbaugh Show that doesn't necessarily agree with everything Rush says, but appreciates and enjoys the show nonetheless.

Even though I disagree with some of the Undeniable Truths of Life, I'm still a dittohead.

See Naveen

7.

Someone with strong opinions (especially political) but lacks the eloquence to express them. He makes his stance known only by agreeing with an eloquent speaker with the same opinions.

Teacher: Class, what do you think?

Robert: The problem is with the tax

accountant lobbyists who demand ever more complicated tax codes to give themselves job security and tax payers headaches.

Herbert: Yeah! What he said.

Teacher: Herbert, you are such a dittohead!


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