Ditty Bag

What is Ditty Bag?


1.

A small bag that contains various odds and ends such as a mirror, flashlight, glue, paper clips, rubber bands, twine, shoe string, bandaids, and tape. The bag is usually taken on a trip, particularly camping, where it can be used for a variety of purposes.

Joe: Oh no, the car won't start.

MacGyver: It's the ignition. I'll use the batteries from the flashlight in my Ditty Bag to start it.

Joe: Oh no, my luggage won't stay together.

MacGyver: Use one of the zip ties in my Ditty Bag to hold it together.

Joe: Oh no, I have a head ache.

MacGyver: I'll give you some of the asprin from my Ditty Bag.

Joe: Oh no, my space suit is leaking.

MacGyver: I'll plug the whole with some of the silly puddy from my Ditty Bag.

2.

it's your shit.. as in, all of it..

it implies leaving/moving.

it's true that there are small bags that are used to hold things.. but generally when people say 'I'm gonna pack up my ditty bag" they're not being literal - it's slang for leaving.

'he gives me anymore lip and i'm gonna pack up my ditty bag!'

See i, don't, know, your shit


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