Ditty Mao

What is Ditty Mao?


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Vietnamese for:

"Hurry up and play Russian Roulette, American filth; I've got bundles of my dirty, cheap-looking money riding on you catching a .38 this time, and if you don't I'll throw you back into your rat-infested river hold, pronto!"

...well, apparently according to the movie 'The Deer Hunter'.

Charlie: "Ditty Mao"

Chris Walken: *sobs, hesitates*

Charlie: "Ditty Mao!" *slaps*

De Niro: "oooohhhh Micky, just do it Mickeyyyy. There are 5 empty chambers!"

Charlie: "MAO!" *SLAPS*

Walken: *sobs, hesitates, CLICK!, sobs*

*etc... until escape is facilitated by the use of 3 bullets; De Niro's feigned insanity; and the cruel, badly-toothed guards' extreme stupidity. BANG BANG BANG!*

See ditty mao, russian roulette, deniro, vietnam


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