Div

What is Div?


1.

Actually originates from prison slang in the UK. A job often given to the lowest inmates was to put cardboard dividers into boxes. Someone given this job was a 'divider' or a 'div'. Now used as an insult to those who display stupidity.

Oh you fucking div, you broke my ribs!

2.

A slang term for a stupid person

Shut up, you div!

3.

Div is a scouse word for idiot. It is short for divvy which in turn is a corruption of Deva. The Deva Hospital was a well known mental hospital (since renamed the West Cheshire Hospital) on the outskirts of Chester. Chester was founded by the Romans who named it Deva. Go on - you're impressed, aren't you!

You must be a right div to waste yer time writing out definitions that nobody gives a toss about.

4.

Derived from "individual needs child", a cruel schoolyard insult. Not at all politically correct.

Someone who's "not quite normal", an idiot, spaz, etc.

You're such a div, you can't find your arse with either hand.

See spaz, spacker, joey, idiot

5.

A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.

Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing

See div, dizzy, dozy, vacant, lazy

6.

A customized layout used for Myspace.

My new div took me 2 days to make.

See div, myspace, dive, divspace

7.

A unused, bitter, alcoholic DivX player on Penny Arcade. He spends most of his time drunk, hungover, or passed out.


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