Dive Edit Meaning

1.

A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.

JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.

2.

1. to proceed downward rapidly through the air headfirst, usually into a swimming pool, sometimes into a person, sometimes into cement.

2. not the best of bars, restarants or hotels, usually very ghetto in appearance

3. a cool, very Japanese DDR song

2.

1. That was a very painful dive, but we could sell his face on E-bay.

2. Being in this dive pisses me off so much, I'm a blow the shit up! Get the fuck out!

3. I believe that I have just AA'd Dive Single Heavy. Hooray for me. I am so not AZN!!!!

3.

A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel.

That McDonalds is such a dive!

4.

To 'take a dive' is to 'throw' a fight or sportng match by purposely fighting/playing poorly.

In 'Snatch', the 'Pikey' (Brad Pitt) was supposed to 'take a dive' in the 4th round.

See Diego

5.

Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.

The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.

The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket

The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"

The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."

The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*

See dive, dove, serve, humiliation, trick, fool

6.

to perform oral sex, usually on females

that chick wanted me to dive her box, yo.

7.

A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:

a. its a sausage fest

b. the music sucks

c. very little alcohol

d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things

e. dorks watching LOTR

If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE

Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight?

Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy

Jorge: Fuck, what now then.

Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out

Jorge: Word, Ill follow you

See dive, sausage fest, dorks