Diver Dan

What is Diver Dan?


1.

Another name for a mans penis

"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"

See dick, dong, pecker, prod, rod, bonner

2.

This is a guy who is close to 50 and has no job. No, I retract that statement. He searches for coins in vacuum cleaners in gas stations. He also is a frequent heroin user (look for track marks). He's been in prison for not appearing in court. Do you want to see his house? Just come to San Antonio and look for a trash heap. It'll probably be his house.

Hi, my name is Diver Dan.

Do you have $20.00 for sex?

No. Let me call my nephew real quick.


3

Random Words:

1. Rueben - Sri-lankan term for the natorious wide mouthed frog (see- God for an explanation) "BEWARE Orla! Rueben is coming!" ..
1. verb- The act of unnecessarily throwing up one leg in an aggressive manner whilst jumping for a rebound in the game of basketball. The..
1. A skin condition. Basically breaking out in hives. I guarantee no one looking at this website has heard this word before, so I'm ..