What is Diver Dan?
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Another name for a mans penis
"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"
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This is a guy who is close to 50 and has no job. No, I retract that statement. He searches for coins in vacuum cleaners in gas stations. He also is a frequent heroin user (look for track marks). He's been in prison for not appearing in court. Do you want to see his house? Just come to San Antonio and look for a trash heap. It'll probably be his house.
Hi, my name is Diver Dan.
Do you have $20.00 for sex?
No. Let me call my nephew real quick.
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See-back-attack
Tossing a girls salad while giving her the shocker
The plain jane stuff wasn't working so matt ..
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A furry monster who destroyed the plains of Kenya for several decades. He is also referred to as "The Ghost of Skookum Creek"...
