What is Divide And Conquer?
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When a chick plays hard to get in the bedroom, so the dude/other chick has to fight to divide the legs, thus conquering funkytown.
Man Ashley, I haven't played Divide and Conquer for a whole two hours. I'm bout to conquer that action like Cortez and the Aztecs.
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When a chicks breasts are spread by a strap.
Sitting in a car with a seat belt or walking down the street with a purse strap between her breasts. Look at that divide and conquer. Those are gonna slap her in the face.
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