Divine Sanction

What is Divine Sanction?


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When you take a shit, and you wipe and the toilet paper is perfectly clean, so you don't have to wipe again.

Jimmy was making out with Diane, but then he had to take a shit. Luckily for him it was a divine sanction, so he didn't have to waste any time wiping.


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