Diving Board

What is Diving Board?


1.

The word often used to refer to the monstrously huge metal bumpers found on the BMW E30 3-series from 84-87. The e30s of the year 1988 also came with d-boards however they were slightly shorter and the plastic bumpers from the 89+ e30s fit without any modification.

If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.

D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.

"There is a family having dinner on your diving boards."

"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."

See diving, boards, metal, bumper

2.

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.

Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?

Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.

See walnuts, diving, board, eating, nuts


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