Diving Pelican

What is Diving Pelican?


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Must take place on a beach or surface where sand is present. The female is being fornicated doggy style when the male reaches up and pulls out her arms resulting in a face first impact on the sandy surface.

"Dude, I just diving pelicaned that ho so hard she lost three teeth."

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