Divorce Diet

What is Divorce Diet?


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The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month

Person 2:Divorce Diet?

Person 1:Yeah....

See divorce, diet, unhealthy, worried


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