Divorced Edit Meaning

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The best thing that could possibly happen to a marriedman, a blessing in disguise. It tends to be rather painful and expensive, but worth it in the end.

Example 1) I caught that fuckin trampLaura cheating on me again. My lawyersays I should be divorced from that skanky slutin about 12 months.

Example 2) Bob and I are getting divorced. I'm going to assrape him so bad in court. His wallet will never be the same!

Example 3) Hi, I'm Laura, nice to meet you. I've only been marriedand divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.

Example 4} I've had enough pain and suffering, I'm getting divorced.

See trailer, trash, happy, broke, freedom, poor, ball and chain, destitute, single, fucked over, alimony, child support, bitch, cunt, relief, happiness, ruthless, beotch, hoe, skank, slut monkey, pussy whipped