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Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind ph..
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A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!
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A free download that erases all traces of porn sites.
Man: The porn eraser got rid of my recent history!
Mans mom: I knew you were loo..