Dixon

What is Dixon?


1.

1- A Person, aka Kyle Dixon, Always referred to as "Dixon" known for wild boozing, stupid stunts and all out all the time zanyness.

2- Adv, To pull a Dixon, to do something incredibly stupid without prior thought of the repercussions

1- Hey Dixon, want a beer?

2- Way to Pull a Dixon, you Idiot.

or

Wow you really Dixoned that one.

2.

A person who hates male cheerleaders and and wants to fight them. The straightest of the straight.

He loves women, he's a Dixon.

3.

An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world.

"Man Dixon! That was a good lickin' you gave!"

4.

-verb

1. To do a "dixon" - take something that's fully functional and completely fuck it up.

2. To do half a job

User: "Hi there I can't get my e-mail to work"

IT Technician: "Sorry mate, it's been dixoned"

See dixon, half job, lazy, moaner, groaner, walkies

5.

A Ticonderoga pencil often joked about for sounding like the word "Dick."

Hey everybody, I have a soft, black Dixon! Wanna use it?

See dick, pencil, ticonderoga, graphite, number 2, dixon

6.

The unknown creator of mankind. Believing that God or The Big Bang created the world is propostrous, as this man IS the creator of the world. I am confident about this because I have met him and speak to him on frequent occasions. Just last week when he was ill, the whole world was swept with an evil, dark presence, in the fact that it wasnt properly light until 11am and started to get dark around 2pm. Until he came back, when there was a joyus amount of sunshine to have.

Not only did this man and his ancestors create our world we know and love, but also are in many of your household products, plants, cars and food with the legendary Dixon201 car and the packet of Dixons that broke through the potato snack barrier in 2003.

Because they created the world the Dixon has its own breed of animal with the Dixons that live 120 years and grow up to 1ft tall: a rare household pet. Also including the worker dixons (110 years old, 2-3ft), the battle dixons (90-110 years, 12-15ft) and the Dixon-platapus (5 years, 6").

"A Packet of Dixons"

"How many roads must a Dixon walk down before he's called a Dixon"

"Many Dixons make light work"

"Mark Dixon: We hardly knew ye"

"My Dixon is a worker, he did the fridge last week"

See dixon, dick, dicko, mark

7.

A cute little chubby boy with chubby cheeks that people like to pinch

that boy is a dixon

See cute, chubby, cheeks, cool, sweet


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