What is Dixons?
1.
Chain of British electrical retailers that exclusively employs male juvenile retards with bad acne. They all wear cheap shiny suits from Burtons or Top Man (clothing chains that employ the same sort of people).
Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...
Spotty youth: "You can insure the washing machine against breakdown for 3 years for only £10/month".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".
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2.
The shittiest British electrical company in business. They will screw up any order you place and lie to you completely about it. Their website, CS, help and delivery ALL SUCKS. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM.
PERSON A: Hey man I heard dixons were delivering your 26" LCD TV on friday after you paid £5 for premium delivery
PERSON B: No they fucked up, so I paid £5 for a delivery a week late. I'm getting a refund
PERSON A: THOSE FUCKERS I BET THEY LIKE RECEIVING PENIS IN THEIR BUTTOCKS
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