What is Dizzy Bat?
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A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the open end of a wiffle ball bat. Next, the participant must crouch down and spin 10 times with their forehead placed on the end of the bat and then proceed to hit a beer can in which someone pitches to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again.
A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators.
Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all. Once one has mastered this game, it is safe to take the act of dizzy bat to the streets of Waltham and the greenspace.
In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.
Boy 1: Hey, look at Bobby go! It took him 3 rounds of dizzy bat to finally face plant in the mulch! He's a pro!
Boy 2: I know! He is intense! In my first round of dizzy bat, I face planted once and then proceeded to take out 2 tiki torches! I hope one day I can be as good as him.
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