Dj

What is Dj?


1.

Shorthand for Disc-Jockey

no example

See Gumba Gumba

2.

Used to be a title showing a capability to mix and scratch existing music to create a new sound (the equivalent of the digital match-up artists of today), but now anyone who has made a track line-up on a tape or burned CD has the same talent of the self-proclaimed narcissistic DJs of today who for some reason buy their material on LP even though all they're doing is fading at the end of one track into the beginning of the next.

"Oh, don't you love DJ NeonMonkeyJizz, he's so talented, I mean, the way he fades between tracks is just so perfect it's..." **SLAP** "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

3.

Acronym 1: Disc Jockey

Acronym 2: Digital Jockey

DJ: A person who's whole responsibility is to make a crowd of people dance and enjoy the night. If a party fails for whatever reason the DJ is usually the scapegoat.

Disc Jockey: A DJ who mixes with vinylrecords.

Digital Jockey: A DJ who mixes with CD's or a laptop.

1: That DJ rocked the house last night.

2: Who the f*ck was that DJ? His music was so bad my ears started to hurt!

See dj, party, dance, club

4.

To stimulate a clitoris with two fingers, as if scratching a record.

I was getting down on this girl and I went all dj on that shit.

5.

1. a person that can mix music from two or more sources at the same time, but it appears to be a single song from an outside observer

2. a person with enough balls to get up in front of a crowd of people and attempt to be 100% all the time, or else people will know

3. someone with musical ability to build up throughout their set, a sense of feeling, rythym and happiness from the proper selection of tracks

Tiesto, Eric Morillo, Paul Van Dyk, Judge Jules and David Morales are all examples of a DJ.

See tiesto, cd's, music, house

6.

A girl that loves her friends. Always her first piority. She's nice, cool, out going, hot, kind-hearted and beautiful. All guys love her. Anyone that dates her is the lucky guy!

She's such a DJ!

See girl, nice, hot, beatiful, best, sexy

7.

A individual who is hired for a nite club or event in which his job is to play music that makes the crowd want to dance.

The DJ that we hire for the event is going to cost us $500.

See music, turntablist, records, dancing


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