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when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise
dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise
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When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and wa..
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A form of shrew which wears wizard suits, dances around indian style with maraccas, visits the pandas at the zoo, drinks heavily and is ..