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Yet ANOTHER term for a penis...
Person 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Person 2: Just jerkin my crank shaft.
Person 1: DUDE...WTF...
See..
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pirates drink,The(R)favorite letter of the alphabet
Whens me throat gets dry, me drinks some w.a.r.t.e.r..
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Enemisting is enemy duckfisting your nemeses. You should use the largest possible duck you can find, and shove the fucker so far up thei..