What is Djardie?
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a mythical creature found around dulwich hill and other band related areas
he has the biggest knowledge of music our imaginations can handle containing alot of bands that no one has ever or will ever hear of he also manages to keep bongos on his person in situations that never call for them
aggrivating this creature can often result in bongos to the nuts or eardrum
has a tendency to expose himself when drunk or bored
"hey did you see that djardie?"
"yeah man he whacked me in the nuts!"
"standard"
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