What is Djotd?
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Dad Joke of the day - a joke worthy of your Dad.
Peter: "You know you're in the Dead Center of town when you reach the Cemetery"
Former Friend: DJOTD!
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2.
Acronym for Dad Joke of the Day. A (sometimes backhanded) compliment for a really lame joke. More often than not a pun, grammer or maths joke. The kind of thing that would have made you say "awww daaad" when you were a kid.
Nic: Is there a stash of stationery/usb sticks around?
Brendan: you want usb sticks that aren't moving?
Pete: djotd!
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One who cannot get his/her fill of semen.
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Phrase used to indicate that someone is talking too fast.
Joel said "Hold the Fuck up Ms Bybee."
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