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befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)
I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vag..
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squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"
you see a girl and ..