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1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.
2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.
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Noun - An elephant shotgun used to snipe sketchy people.
A man asked me the other day if I had zig zag beef because his wife left him.
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Another word for facial
play on "nivea visage", the popular moisturiser...
"I just splatted my Nivea Jizzage all over y..