Dlumpkin

What is Dlumpkin?

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While a dude is taking a dip(a chew) preferably of longhorn, and taking a shit (a dipshit), a girl gives the guy head. This is the best of every world. Every real man knows you cannon take a shit without a dip in and you can never get head without one in either. This is a fact, check the man laws.

Doug: I'm going to take a dipshit.

Christie: Can i come give you a blumpkin?

Doug: No you stupid bitch its a dlumpkin.

See dipshit, blumpkin, dumpkin, dip, chew, blow job, head, dome
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