What is D-mitch?
1.
1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.
2. A really stupid act.
Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.
David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.
Kid: Oh Snap!
David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.
When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.
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