What is Do A Pony?
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To act upon a premeditated string of feelings in a completely undignified and blundering way, in spite of the apple of your eye holding no feelings for you whatsoever.
"I thought she'd might've been into me, so I bought her gold plated roses and a hand-written sonnet by Shakespeare, but it turns out she's been married for ten years and plans on retaking her vowels next weekend."
"Ouch, way to do a pony, dude"
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To fuck someone enthusiasticly
If I had the chance i would just crush J-LO.
J-LO, I just want you to know i would love to crush it.
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