Do A Pony

What is Do A Pony?


1.

To act upon a premeditated string of feelings in a completely undignified and blundering way, in spite of the apple of your eye holding no feelings for you whatsoever.

"I thought she'd might've been into me, so I bought her gold plated roses and a hand-written sonnet by Shakespeare, but it turns out she's been married for ten years and plans on retaking her vowels next weekend."

"Ouch, way to do a pony, dude"

See unrequited love, despair, life, pain, sadness, love, pony


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