What is Do A Shirley?
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to suddenly, and unexpectedly, do a bunk from your normal everyday life. Usually to another country as per the 1989 film Shirley Valentine.
Office worker "I haven't seen Karen in Finance for a while..."
Boss "Off the record, not coming back. She's left her husband, gone to Spain."
Office worker "Didn't think she had it in her to do a shirley"
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Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.
Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.
See cuntwanker, wanker, cunt..