Do An Alan

What is Do An Alan?

To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.

I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.

See slacker, liar, scum, prick, jerk

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Irkawiff

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