Do Farts Have Lumps?

What is Do Farts Have Lumps??

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Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.

DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!

DUDE 2 : Okay!

DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)

DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)

FAT GUY : You sick bastard!

HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!

See shart, incident, stain, rip, fart
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