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When you discover there is no available toilet paper AFTER having a poo. Because of the inability to wipe you are 'standing dirty&a..
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When you have to leave abruptly to go take a monsterous shit.
Guy 1: So I was talking to her and she was like...
Guy 2: Sorry man, I c..
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The act of farting and pooing at the same time.
I went to the toilet the other night to do a shit but i totally puff nuggeted instead...