Do Not Attempt

What is Do Not Attempt?


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All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"

See warning, danger, repeat, dead


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