What is Do The Thing?
1.
The new proper way of saying "do it".
"Want to go to the mall?" "Yeah, let's do the thing"
"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"
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2.
A phrase for shy people who want to talk about sex acts in public (or people who want to talk about sex at work without getting in trouble).
Girl: Soooo, did you do the thing with that girl from sales?
Dude: Which thing?
Girl: You know, the thing.
