What is Do You Speak English??


1.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American. The question is pretty much how Americans traveling abroad greet the locals.

Saying "Do you speak English?" can either get you around or get you kidnapped, tortured, killed and having your family discover your fate on CNN anywhere around the world. Asking the question is ok in a place where you see a McDonald's. It is not ok and you should avoid places where electricity and potable water are a luxury to ask the question.

See english, usa, travel, europe, language


66

Random Words:

1. (n.) 1. An orgasm caused by something extremely sexy, and also relating to star wars, or any other nerd-like subject. See Force Spluge..
1. A fat, non-jewish, spoonerism-loving homosexual. He's a real goylard! See fat, jewish, homosexual, spoonerism, insult..
1. a walk used to *represent* the eastside in which a person slowly picks up one foot, waggles and shakes it as if it is heavy, stomps the ..