What is Do You Want A Medal??
1.
smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase
"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
Random Words:
1.
Walking awkwardly around a large elevator lobby after you press the button, because you don't know which elevator door to stand by...
