Do You Want A Medal?

What is Do You Want A Medal??


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smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase

"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"


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