Doad Edit Meaning

1.

1 : COMRADE, ASSOCIATE

2 a : an equal in rank, power, or character : PEERb : one of a pair : MATE

3 : A slur comparing one to a phallic representation, often used to describe a dildo or someone who is dildoesque in appearance or disposition.

4 a obsolete : a person of one of the lower social classes

5 : A masturbatory device typically formed in the shape of a penis. Can also be used as a slur or term of endearment.

"Wow, you're are such a fucking doad!"

"That slut had a 14' doad in her purse"

"Doad! Its good to see you doad!"

"My shorts were too short and my doad was swinging free, I was like the Liberty Bell!"

2.

similar in origin to 'choad', however this variation means a penis that has a bellend that is several times wider than the shaft. This results in a curved, dome-like penis that rather resembles a giant red mushroom, or in some flatter cases, a medieval shield. Use as such however, is certainly not recommended, however tempting it may seem.

Also used as a term of abuse.

"Ouch, God damn it, he shot an arrow right into my doad! It was a bad idea using it as a shield!"

"You can be a right doad sometimes Chris."

See choad, chode, thoad, bellend, bellsprout

3.

scottish term for a shit,mainly use in the glasgow area

Jesus Christ man i gaging for a doad

Here man look at the size of my doad

That dog just doaded on my shoes

See doad, shit, jobbie, poo

4.

A complete loser.

Dude, that guy's a full on doad.

See The Colonel

5.

1. A penis.

2. A dude who's a dumbass

"...she reached down there and started pulling on my DOAD, and before I knew it, I was seven inches deep in that ho..."

Kevin was the biggest DOAD I ever lived with

See choad, dick, dilly, tally wagger, unit

6.

East coast version of "dude"

Pass the wank-shaft doad!

7.

Often mistaken for papier-mache sculpture projects, these human-like creatures have a white skin covering similar to partially dried cake frosting, through which a plasma like raspberry syrup often trickles down like blood. They are extremely dangerous and to be avoided at all cost.

The doad were recently spotted on a street corner of Unter den Linden, in Berlin, Germany.